[00:01.03]I been trying to develop an alternative fuel
[00:03.08]From a mix of all natural substances
[00:05.57]But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst
[00:09.32]To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel
[00:12.70]I'm sorry what was this magical catalyst
[00:15.45]
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[00:19.39]Uh ladies and gentlemen players and playettes
[00:22.70]Teachers staff and students
[00:24.82]I am very honored to welcome you
[00:26.63]To the high school annual talent show
[00:29.07]Brought to you by the makers of
[00:30.38]Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers
[00:32.69]And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush
[00:36.32]So without further adieux let's get this show on the road
[00:39.57]First contestant bring your talent to the foreground
[00:42.07]And let your smoke be yo' background
[00:43.51]Everytime I go out
[00:44.70]I'm blowing that smoke out
[00:46.20]I buy it don't even know the price
[00:48.82]
[00:49.39]I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit
[00:52.14]And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
[00:55.08]My ***** it's about to go down
[00:58.83]We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die
[01:01.33]All we need up in heres hoes now
[01:04.64]Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside
[01:07.96]Got a joint filled with quality ****
[01:09.64]My bottom ***** smoking with me ****** talk ****
[01:12.40]All of 'em shrimp
[01:13.71]
[01:14.29]I'm a big fish
[01:15.60]Roll a joint lick it once tell you hit this
[01:18.60]Groupies on my ****
[01:19.66]Several kushes on my hit-list
[01:21.41]In and out these ****** *****es
[01:22.91]Smoking tree and not to mention hustling trying to mind my business
[01:26.04]You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping
[01:29.10]Yeah I hear what they saying just be to high to listen
[01:32.10]'Bout my money tripping if I even fold it wrong
[01:34.85]You ain't smoking this good
[01:36.10]If it's fire tell you I sold it all
[01:37.91]Or wait 'til one of my hoes come 'round to roll it all
[01:40.98]Or say **** it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg
[01:44.10]I show off I show off I show off
[01:46.35]Car push to start hit the button once it go off
[01:49.34]Keep the money coming in and the papers rolled up
[01:52.40]And ain't worried about a hating ***** they get no love
[01:55.34]Everytime I go out
[01:56.34]I'm blowing that smoke out
[01:58.03]I buy it don't even know the price
[02:01.40]I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit
[02:03.97]And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
[02:07.03]My ***** it's about to go down
[02:09.78]
[02:10.70]We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die
[02:13.27]All we need up in heres hoes now
[02:16.27]Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside
[02:19.96]I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan
[02:23.27]And blow circles around you suckas like a marathon
[02:26.08]My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen
[02:29.21]My ***** did my homework and now I'm in detention
[02:32.19]It should be suspension
[02:33.70]This is my audition
[02:35.13]So play your position get the picture I envision
[02:38.07]Did she mention: Snoop Dogg was made for kissing
[02:41.13]A barracuda fishing she on a mission for me
[02:44.26]Pleasure pain and glory in my inventory
[02:47.13]My SATs my little ***** she did 'em for me
[02:50.20]And now we prancing on stage at the talent show
[02:53.01]We flossing my clothes my chain and my knapsack
[02:56.14]Full of that hand me that can you see my telescope
[02:59.01]Principal say she want to see me cause she smell my smoke
[03:02.20]'Bout my money tripping even if I fold it wrong
[03:04.95]Blowing zones with Wiz because this is the protocol
[03:07.45]Everytime I go out
[03:08.58]I'm blowing that smoke out
[03:10.02]I buy it don't even know the price
[03:12.58]
[03:13.33]I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit
[03:15.96]And I'll be somewhere up in the sky
[03:19.02]My ***** it's about to go down
[03:22.08]
[03:22.83]We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die
[03:25.26]All we need up in heres hoes now
[03:28.66]Roll one up clean the ride case them hoes wanna jump inside
[03:32.84]
[03:41.96]Yeah it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan
[03:47.08]It's a talent show and everybody got to know
[03:52.40]You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready
[03:55.77]So when I stepped in for the talent show
[03:58.71]I had stole the show because I was already ready
[04:02.41]Everybody should know they part
[04:04.33]Because the whole world is the stage
[04:06.46]And everybody play a part
[04:08.47]So when you at the talent show
[04:10.03]You got to know yo' part
[04:11.77]And you got to know when to move
[04:13.52]And when not to move
[04:14.89]And by me being a famous player
[04:16.58]And know my game
[04:17.84]I took the talent show because I had style
[04:21.29]I had flash I had originality
[04:24.29]I had me and that's what it's all about
[04:27.47]When you doin a talent show you got to be you
[04:30.72]Green for the money gold for the honey
[04:33.54]I'm the original