[00:01.95]My computer thinks I'm gay
[00:06.20]I threw that piece of junk away
[00:10.83]On the Champs-Elysées
[00:14.97]As I was walking home
[00:19.30]This is my last communique
[00:23.91]Down the superhighway
[00:28.17]All that I have left to say in a single tome
[00:34.71]I got too many friends
[00:37.43]Too many people that I'll never meet
[00:41.57]And I'll never be there for
[00:46.07]I'll never be there for
[00:50.27]Cause I'll never be there
[00:54.40]If I could give it all away
[00:58.42]Would it come back to me someday?
[01:02.99]Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone
[01:11.40]But I got a reason to declaim
[01:15.78]The applications are to blame
[01:20.16]For all my sorrow and my pain
[01:24.42]A feeling so alone
[01:26.71]I got too many friends
[01:29.42]Too many people that I'll never meet
[01:33.68]And I'll never be there for
[01:38.25]I'll never be there for
[01:42.38]Cause I'll never be there
[01:44.59]Too many friends
[01:46.81]Too many people that I'll never meet
[01:51.14]And I'll never be there for
[01:55.52]I'll never be there for
[01:59.84]Cause I'll never be there
[02:12.48]My computer thinks I'm gay
[02:16.73]What's the difference anyway
[02:20.93]When all the people do all day
[02:25.37]Is stare into a phone
[02:27.72]I got too many friends
[02:30.26]Too many people that I'll never meet
[02:34.56]And I'll never be there for
[02:38.95]I'll never be there for
[02:43.20]Cause I'll never be there
[02:45.48]Too many friends
[02:47.64]Too many people that I'll never meet
[02:51.96]And I'll never be there for
[02:56.28]I'll never be there for
[03:00.67]Cause I'll never be there
[03:05.04]I'll never be there [x4]