[00:07.196]In yellow shoes, I get the blues
[00:10.992]So I walk the streets with my plastic feet
[00:14.817]My blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink
[00:18.746]There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers
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[00:22.751]In my paisley shirt, I look a jerk
[00:25.966]And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight
[00:29.676]But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad
[00:35.952]Vegetable man, where are you?
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[00:40.380]So I change my gear and I find my knees
[00:44.168]And I cover them up with the latest cut
[00:47.720]And my pants and socks all point in a box
[00:51.719]And they don't take long for my nylon socks
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[00:55.549]The watch, black watch
[00:57.180]My watch with a black face
[00:59.591]And a big pin, a little hole
[01:01.976]And all that lot is what I got
[01:06.516]It's what I wear, it's what you see
[01:09.402]It must be me, it's what I am
[01:13.720]Vegetable man
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[01:17.511]Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
[01:25.268]Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha
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[01:32.925]I've been looking all over the place for a place for me
[01:39.032]But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere
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[01:47.060]Vegetable man
[01:51.536]Vegetable man
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[02:01.969]It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can
[02:05.783]Vegetable man
[02:09.165]Vegetable man
[02:12.632]Vegetable man
[02:15.864]Vegetable man
[02:19.217]It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can
[02:22.844]Vegetable man
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[02:32.900]Vegetable man
[02:35.803]It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can
[02:39.297]Vegetable man
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[02:46.127]Vegetable man
[02:49.293]Vegetable man
[02:52.216]It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can
[02:55.614]Vegetable man
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[03:08.468]It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can
[03:11.746]Vegetable man
[03:15.028]Vegetable man
[03:18.052]Vegetable man
[03:21.172]Vegetable man
[03:24.111]It's the kind of fun where you just gotta see me if you can
[03:27.521]Vegetable man