[00:00.33]I've got thirty-six expressions
[00:02.45]Sweet as pie to tough as leather
[00:04.51]And that's six expressions more
[00:06.17]Than all them Barrymores put together
[00:08.93]Instead of just kicking me
[00:10.70]Why don't they give me a lift?
[00:14.11]It must be a plot
[00:15.48]'Cause they're scared that I got
[00:17.99]Such a gift-well, I'm miffed-'cause
[00:24.18]I'm the greatest star
[00:29.51]I am by far, but no one knows it!
[00:35.94]Wait, they're gonna hear a voice
[00:39.35]A silver flute-ah hah, ah hah
[00:42.47]They'll cheer each toot (Hey! I hear she's terrific)
[00:45.03]When I expose it
[00:48.20]Now, can't you see to look at me
[00:49.67]That I'm a natural Camille?
[00:54.80]As Camille I just feel
[00:57.86]I've so much to offer
[01:00.34]Listen kid, I know I'd be divine because
[01:02.50]I'm a natural cougher
[01:06.42][Coughs]
[01:09.24]Some ain't got it-not a lump
[01:11.56]I'm a great big clump of talent!
[01:15.69]Laugh
[01:17.40]They'll bend in half
[01:18.91](Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
[01:20.37]A thousand jokes
[01:22.09]Stick around for the jokes
[01:23.80]A thousand faces
[01:27.08]I reiterate
[01:28.49]When you're gifted
[01:29.64]Then you're gifted
[01:31.37]These are facts-I got no axe to grind
[01:36.47]Hey, what are they-blind?
[01:40.02]In all of the world so far
[01:43.51]I'm the greatest star
[02:00.45]Who is the pip with piz-azz?
[02:02.96]Who is all ginger and jazz?
[02:05.83]Who is as glamorous as?
[02:08.81]Who's an American Beauty rose
[02:11.87]With an American Beauty nose
[02:14.71]And ten American Beauty toes
[02:17.53]Eyes on the target, and wham-
[02:20.49]One shot, one gun shot and bam!
[02:25.42]Hey, Mr. Keaney, here I am!
[02:40.94]I'm the greatest star
[02:45.28]I am by far
[02:48.10]But no one knows it!
[02:52.07]That's why I was born
[02:56.70]I'll blow my horn
[03:01.23]Till someone blows it!
[03:05.42]I'll light up like a light
[03:09.35]Right up like a light
[03:11.62]I'll flicker, then flare up
[03:14.70]All the world's gonna stare up
[03:20.29]Lookin' down
[03:21.00]You'll never see me
[03:22.11]Try the sky
[03:23.12]'Cause that'll be me
[03:24.68]I can make 'em cry
[03:27.40]I can make 'em sigh
[03:29.83]Someday they'll clamor
[03:31.19]For my dram-er
[03:35.02]Have you guessed yet
[03:37.34]Who's the best yet?
[03:39.56]If you ain't I'll tell you one more time
[03:45.45]You bet your last dime
[03:47.87]In all of the world so far
[03:50.04]I'm the greatest, greatest star!