You just want to give me your germs

You wanna see me eaten by worms

Buried six feet in the garden

Yeah you just want to give me your germs

You just want to give me your germs

Your little nose is full of snot

You're beginning to get a nasty cough

Your skin is peeling and falling off

Yeah you just want to knock me off!

You just want to give me your germs

You wanna see me eaten by worms

Buried six feet in the garden

Yeah you just want to give me your germs

You blew your nose in a snot rag

Didn't even hide it in your handbag

You sneezed into your bowl of spag

I've told you once now I'm going to nag

Your eyes are red, your teeth are yellow

The doctor seems such a pleasant fellow

You're living off ice cream and jello

There's nothing else that you can swallow

You just want to give me your germs

You wanna see me eaten by worms

Buried six feet in the garden

Yeah you just want to give me your germs

You just want to give me your germs

No I won't share your bed

In the morning we'll both be dead

Put a cold compress on your head

Find the hospital in the A to Z

You just want to give me your germs

You wanna see me eaten by worms

Buried six feet in the garden

Yeah you just want to give me your germs

Yeah you just want to give me your germs

Yeah you just want to give me your germs

Yeah you just want to give me your germs!