[00:00.00]Two For The Price Of One
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[00:14.43]He had what you might call a trivial occupation
[00:18.39]He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station
[00:22.70]With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife
[00:27.69]He read the matrimonial advertising pages
[00:32.65]The cries for help from different people, different ages
[00:36.86]But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day,
[00:41.62]When something special he read, this is what it said
[00:49.42]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
[00:56.40]Two for the price of one
[00:58.55]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
[01:04.68]Two for the price of one
[01:07.02]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
[01:12.96]Two for the price of one
[01:15.25]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
[01:21.57]Two for the price of one
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[01:37.01]He called the number and a voice said "Alice Whiting"
[01:40.60]The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting
[01:44.99]He was amazed at his luck, the purest streak of gold he'd struck
[01:50.11]He said, I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling
[01:54.66]I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
[01:58.89]Why don't we meet for a chat, the three of us in my flat
[02:03.72]I can't forget what I read
[02:07.27]This is what it said
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[02:12.13]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
[02:18.41]Two for the price of one
[02:20.83]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
[02:26.96]Two for the price of one
[02:29.18]If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get
[02:35.43]Two for the price of one
[02:37.60]We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get
[02:43.99]Two for the price of one
[02:46.82]She said 'I'm sure we must be perfect for each other,
[02:50.41]And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother...'
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