The Earwig written by Alan.s.Robinson The earwig is rather small, for a bear. Which is why no doubt That some swear That these little cuddly creatures Quite devoid of other usual ursine features Should not be thought as bears at all. Over time this unjust prejudice Has gathered credence That makes it hard to just discredit this And other injurious slights That are without …. Substantiation Bandied about and treated as facts. They are not facts at all. What ever it is you think you know About the earwig, It is not so. We must debunk this irksome slander Around the bush lets us no more meander To prejudiced views we must not pander. The earwig is very small for a bear. That’s all.