My water bottle's got a secret It's a sparkly, fizzy friend It winks at me with colors 'Til the very, very end! It's blue and green and purple Then it turns to tangerine Like a rainbow in my backpack The coolest ever seen! Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! It does a happy dance! Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! Give it a second glance! It burps out tiny bubbles They tickle my nose Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! Everybody knows! I filled it up with juice once Grape so dark and deep It glowed a cosmic purple While I tried not to sleep! Then I added lemonade All tangy, yellow bright It flashed like disco lights And danced throughout the night! Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! It does a happy dance! Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! Give it a second glance! It burps out tiny bubbles They tickle my nose Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! Everybody knows! My grandma tried to use it For her pickled onion juice It turned a funny greyish-brown And then became quite loose! It wiggled and it wobbled And sang a silly song About a pickle party Where everything went wrong! Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! It does a happy dance! Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! Give it a second glance! It burps out tiny bubbles They tickle my nose Water Bottle, Sparkling Surprise! Everybody knows! So grab your sparkly bottle And fill it with some goo It might turn into a monster Or sing a silly tune! But one thing's guaranteed It's gonna be a blast My Water Bottle Sparkling Surprise It's built to last! (Giggles and fades out)