[00:00.000] 作词 : 江岸
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Train
[00:14.20]情人节下冻雨
[00:17.87]撑着伞的情侣
[00:21.43]喝“麦记”咬吸管的你
[00:25.40]
[00:27.97]咬到第六根半
[00:31.64]我试着去搭讪
[00:34.99]你说在等一个混蛋
[00:40.05]
[00:41.40]说已经升级为前男友的他多半：
[00:43.80]
[00:44.60]舔了北方的栏杆
[00:46.75]去南方避寒
[00:48.51]被袋装薯片里的空气吹成流感
[00:51.74]Help me, help me,
[00:53.31]完全停不下来！
[00:56.84]
[00:58.01]在考场上犯了哮喘
[01:00.40]嗑高在酒馆
[01:02.27]也可能在来的路上遇到暴乱
[01:05.59]Help me, help me,
[01:07.05]人生皆意外
[01:10.37]简直停不下来！
[01:14.87]
[01:21.69]
[01:26.30]你问我这样吵
[01:29.86]会不会没礼貌
[01:33.18]满腹坏水无理取闹
[01:37.67](哈哈)
[01:40.11]我说哪里不好
[01:43.53]有丰富的大脑
[01:46.99]你说过这么久还不来
[01:51.88]
[01:53.20]所以你的脑袋忍不住就要充满：
[01:55.83]
[01:56.60]蜡烛倒在了毛毯
[01:58.72]大水冲上河畔
[02:00.53]入住的酒店里面有少年侦探
[02:03.71]Help me, help me,
[02:05.36]完全停不下来
[02:09.04]
[02:10.02]脱了螺钉的吊扇
[02:12.35]刺住在喉管
[02:14.28]吃没有完全加热的菌饭
[02:17.46]Help me, help me,
[02:19.01]人生皆意外
[02:22.35]简直停不下来
[02:26.17]
[02:33.02]
[02:37.92]所以我说既然是前男友
[02:41.14]不如今天组队一起走
[02:44.64]Love...
[02:47.13]试一天嘛
[02:50.87]
[02:51.66]你不知道我切开也是黑色的嘛
[02:54.94]情人节失约所以随你前男友他
[02:57.53]
[02:58.23]舔了北方的栏杆
[03:00.39]去南方避寒
[03:02.35]被袋装薯片里的空气吹成流感
[03:05.44]Help me, help me,
[03:07.02]完全停不下来
[03:10.47]
[03:11.56]在考场上犯了哮喘
[03:14.11]嗑高在酒馆
[03:15.96]也可能在来的路上遇到暴乱
[03:19.17]Help me, help me,
[03:20.80]人生皆意外
[03:23.97]
[03:25.79]蜡烛倒在了毛毯
[03:27.74]大水冲上河畔
[03:29.58]入住的酒店里面有少年侦探
[03:32.91]Help me, help me,
[03:34.46]完全停不下来
[03:37.93]
[03:39.05]脱了螺钉的吊扇
[03:41.41]刺住在喉管
[03:43.38]吃没有完全加热的菌饭
[03:46.66]Help me, help me,
[03:48.14]人生皆意外
[03:51.35]简直停不下来
[03:56.11]（哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！）